hyping myself up before the big game

This account is dedicated to the former love of my life who, during one of our last fights, told me I'm too damaged to be loved by anyone except for the Discord equivalent of a war prisoner.
#ForRebecca
hyping myself up before the big game
mercurys not actually poxisonous some dude just poisoned the mercury supply as the printing press was getting big so everyone would hear about it and be scared of it and the guy could buy up all the mercury and fill a swimming poo l with it and swim in the mercury and look all shiny and stuff
pioneering a "crypto humiliation" kink where its girls mocking guys for their shitty portfolios and investments like ahahaha why did you buy $3000 worth of dogecoin right before it crashed you fucking LOSER haha slow stroke your shit for me Dogecoin loser boy